Meet pumpkin-headed turkey claus

The holiday shopping season is upon us, and while for some people this is a fun and festive time of year, for others, the idea of crowding into the mall on Black Friday can send a shiver up their spine.

Personally, I hate feeling like I have to wait for those elusive one-day-only sales during the holiday season. I prefer shopping online, and I am obsessed with finding the best coupons and deals possible.

I’m pretty sure’s OctoNovemCember was created with me in mind. What’s OctoNovemCember, you ask?

Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus, the King of OctoNovemCember™

Well, have a seat and I’ll tell you the tale of Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus, the King of OctoNovemCember. Just push play on the video below.

[proper noun] the magical shopping season when great deals from one-day-only sales are available every day. As in: “All during OctoNovemCember I can save every day on the things I want from the stores I love!”

I don’t know about you, but the video cracked me up. It was also a good reminder to check out the latest deals available on, since I’m working on the kids’ Christmas gift list right now. For the past two years I ave avoided shopping in-store completely, and I’m looking forward to making it a three-peat!

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Enter now for your chance to win a $1,000 shopping spree by sharing the Pumpkin-Headed Turkey Claus video. The more times you share, the more entries you get, up to 20! One winner is picked each week, so head over to the sweepstakes page now to enter this fun contest! Update. Contest has ended.


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